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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Develop should be Chaotic Evil.

[–] roanutil_@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

This is what is used where I work. I have never and will never understand why.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 2 hours ago

Feel like lawful evil fits better for master

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Moab is “mouth over anus & balls”.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 minutes ago

Even better

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] pohart@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

qa.

All development happens in feature branches. Someone other than the original developer needs to build and test the feature on our development servers. If successful it gets merged into qa, where it gets built and tested against it qa servers. Production build are tags on qa.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

smirnoffcarkeysandabeer

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

Main is QA. Production is release branches.

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

It's goshujin-sama

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 83 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

up until i saw this post i always called it "main"
it's sure as hell going to be "mommy" now

[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 6 hours ago

Why would you name a branch just 7 asterisks?

[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Evolution names like "mammal".

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 33 points 10 hours ago
[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 18 points 9 hours ago

Boring answer: older repos are master, newer ones are main. I've worked at companies that did other things such as having the prod branch be a branch called prod.

[–] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 25 points 11 hours ago

It's master3. Don't question it!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 76 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 35 points 13 hours ago

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 18 points 13 hours ago

You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kubica@fedia.io 8 points 8 hours ago

I like prod because it makes less assumptions on stability. It is what is being used, good luck with the rest.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

“live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

It's dead, Jim.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago

Live and let die?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

🤡 for master

👽 for test

💩 for dev

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 14 points 14 hours ago

belay your panic. even mommy cannot save you.

"testing"

don't wake up. fourth row just dropped.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

it's a one way ticket to having "who's on first?" problems

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

"fuck it, it''s friday"

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 6 points 13 hours ago

nowadays, mommy

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I only push and pull daddy.

Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.

Both are great!

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 hours ago

I’d npm run watch you git push origin daddy

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 11 points 14 hours ago

we use git-flow in our company. So release is already another branch.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 14 hours ago
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