It would definitely remove IBS from the gene pool.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
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No, only the strongest weapon-grade IBS would survive!!
My ass can kill death angels at two hundred paces. Three hundred if you get me some toum.
My ass can kill death angels at two hundred paces.
And you don't even have IBS :D.
I just like dancing. these cheeks clap
Death by thunderous clap.
(A war crime detectable by LIGO.)
i gotta make a platformer video game. you gain weight by picking up collectables, and once you're dummy thicc enough when you run the sound of your booty cheeks clapping kills enemies. but also running loses you weight. we'll call it jimmy clap corn
So no sneaking around obviously.
I assume Jimmy has the same body type as Big Chungus.
Loading animation:
yeah you try to stealth archer in this game you gonna lose
I'm DUMMY THICC ... and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the n'wahs.
(Ty for your lemmy interaction, I hope you dev out that game soon!)
i really gotta learn more than c+
Still mad the second movie wasn't called A Too Quiet Place
Not to mention how quickly these creature without any weapons managed to overcome armies on Earth.
A Quiet Place
A Quiet Place Too
QUI3T PLAC3
A Quiet Place 4U
Quiet 5ive
A Good Day to Quiet Place
A Quiet Place Episode VII: The Silence Awakens
Q8: Fate of the Quiet
Quiet Place IX: Reverberations
A Quiet Place: Last Words
…
A Quiet Place: New Sound
A Qui8 pl8ce
One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.
The entire US army can't defeat these creatures but this woman solves the whole problem with a loud speaker and a shot gun.
Sorry for ranting, but damn, it's one of my biggest movie disappointments, right up they with, The Phantom Menace and Valerion.
I love The Phantom Menace and Valerion damn it lol. And A Quiet Place. I just kinda turn my brain down real low I guess!
I asked a colleague (we're engineers) once when she told me she was seeing a stupid movie, "Doesn't it bother you when they totally ignore physics?"
She said "It used to but then my boyfriend told me to get over it, it's just a movie. And I did. " LOL.
I didn't like those movies but hey, sit back and enjoy if you like.
Weapons notorious noisy
Modern weapons notoriously good at killing.
You telling me those things could take out predator drones too?
Wow, you're right. You should go add that to the goofs section for the movie on imdb.
sword
You should contact the writers and explain to them in detail how silent but deadly and bad ass you are with a sword. Their whole premise is flawed. They should make a new movie where you kill all the aliens.
broski, you are telling me no military got the idea to give their soldiers compound bows and such? yes of course that is flawed writing.
Any bow over like 15# toys makes a pretty audible sound
Also I'm real good with knots and ride my bike real fast like pschewww I bet if they'd made me the protagonist I could have died off a cliff in like FIVE MINUTES.
prime example of the "appeal to ridicule" fellacy
Yeah. And when noise is everywhere it gets disorienting af. Those creatures wouldn't know where to attack.
A quieter place.
2 Quiet 2 Place
2 Quiet 2 Place: Tokyo Shhh!
A Quiet Place Too
My biggest gripe with the movie is that these aliens are highly specialized to hear things, but supposedly they can't hear your loud ass heartbeat from a few meters away, that's kinda stupid.
They're also pretty loud themselves but somehow don't alarm all the others when they crash through a window or something. These movies are highly illogical if you think about them for more than five minutes.
Furthermore, a deaf person is the least suited for such an environment. They would make more noise than any hearing person and not even realize it.
Yeah, and the waterfall blocked their hearing entirely. Might be a good idea to go live there, even. Especially if you're, y'know, pregnant.
And some random guy in his house discovers the sound that messes them up. Apparently the military failed to try playing loud sounds at aliens with super sensitive hearing. Just never occurred to them to try that I guess.
Annddd, if their hearing is that crazy sensitive, they'd be jumping at every random raccoon fart and bird dropping. There's no way they could pick humans out over any distance. Sound is just a pressure wave through a medium, and doesn't actually get that far with an appreciable amount of energy left over. These things would have to be everywhere to be such a threat, yet you hardly see any in the movie.
Maybe entertaining, but it holds up to precisely zero scrutiny.
Can't hear breathing either
Everybody running around with a straw in they butt
Well then, better learn how to become Silent, But Deadly.
Next time on The Deadly Place:
A herd of zombies gassed without provocation!!
Oh your stomach grumbled from being hungry
Too bad, you're dead
Also is their hearing had enough that they don't hear people breathing
Taco Bell would go bankrupt
Why does the text box look like it's from Morrowind?
Kill a god? How could you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
This is the end... The bitter, bitter end...
Live next to a waterfall and you'll be fine.
Smart Character 1: "This waterfall provides fresh water for drinking and farming, a plentiful source of energy, ideal fishing grounds, and camouflages us from the predators senses such that we can talk and act freely." Smart Character 2: "We must not live here." Smart Character 1: "Of course not."
I'd imagine the main risk of such a location would be the threat of other people looking to control it for themselves. But, of course, that risk is probably never mentioned.
If it was a show that definitely would of been a arc at some point.
I feel like a fixture that lights and immediately snuffs a match for you would be the ideal toilet accessory
Maybe the smell will drive them away.