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[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 16 hours ago

The witch in question:The character Lynette from the series Strike Witches, taking aim with a sniper rifle.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So it indeed worked? Can we have the etsy profile? She sure will be rich with this big fat advertisement lmao

[–] sus@programming.dev 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They got multiple different witches to cast multiple curses (and they mention "Priestess Lilin" by name), but the one specifically called "POWERFUL HEX SPELL" with 2-3 weeks delay seems to be this one by "UrsulaSpells": https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1806923429/powerful-hex-spell-direct-energy-focus?ls=s&pro=1&bes=1

apparently it's in high demand right now

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

This is incredible.

I was right to respect witches.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy fuck. Do I need to apologize to all my friends who say shit like “I’m a witch” for mercilessly making fun of them now?

I won’t but like, should I?

It depends, do you like having toes that aren't crying teething babies ?
I suggest you brush on your cunninglinguism

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

This is a must read piece of article as it tell you the lore of the assassination that mainstream news will not tell. It's the work of Claire, alongside the Swifty, which make the hex so strong his head got bigger.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 22 hours ago

Well what a way to find out witchcraft is real.

Good work Witches, keep it up!

[–] lorski@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 day ago

wow. i have some work for these witches.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they're so cheap I don't mind the occasional dud.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are the tariffs on those now, though? It may be cheaper to buy domestic curses.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

That's the great thing, it's all telework so there's nothing to ship.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 27 points 1 day ago

Those witches are gonna get a lot more business...

Considering how effective they were, I might be uncharacteristically open to the idea of magic just long enough to hire one. There's a tip line open for anyone who knows about the shooter so, once the witch tells me who did it, I'll pass that verified and legit info to the authorities. Gotta try to help in any way I can even if I somehow end up being wrong.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

This is my favorite one yet