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wizard420 (image of shitter thread)
The Wizard @wizard sex tape
JESUS CHRIST, TURN ON THE ORB. TURN ON THE ORB. ANY CHANNEL. THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES.

(Replying to)

Zaraxis the blue @sorceryN...
Breaking -
A second dragon has hit the Dual Spires.
More news to follow on this tragedy


elmyra-is-tired
you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

wizard420
๐Ÿ‘dragon ๐Ÿ‘blood ๐Ÿ‘can't ๐Ÿ‘erode ๐Ÿ‘mythril ๐Ÿ‘beams

transamericalights (image of a humanoid with blue glowing eyes/hair yelling at the camera)
THEY HIT THE FUCKING HEXAGON

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[โ€“] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 18 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I know this is just a me thing... but I think there's a lotta "me"s on here. I wish they'd used "JESUS CHRIST, GAZE INTO YOUR ORB" or something instead. The idea of "turning on" an orb just really rubs me in a bad way.

[โ€“] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 13 hours ago

Leaving your orb on all the time is a good way to get scryed on.

[โ€“] kurwa@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Very unwizardly.

[โ€“] Ghis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

If only they could levitate ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] Gork@sopuli.xyz 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Not the Hexagon! They're the Bestagon!

[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

I would have gone with "The Pentagram"

[โ€“] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

they're going to let him go because he's white

[โ€“] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

While true, he did transition.

Someone tell me how to feel about this.

[โ€“] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 6 hours ago

is this an mj joke

[โ€“] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Output:

He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
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[โ€“] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Racing thoughts? Aye, I think I can manage that.

[โ€“] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's kinda programmer-ish joke about interpreting

While true

As a function, and text after coma as its body block to output. Sorry, I thpught it's funny

[โ€“] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I also thought it was funny.

[โ€“] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I guess then I just didn't understand yours :)