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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

The "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd is the most thin skinned groups of lead brained dipahita that have ever walked this Earth.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Sooo apparently witchcraft might be real 🧿

Either that, or Jezebel accidentally found a group of assassins operating on the clear web cause TOR's too fucking slow πŸ˜„

[–] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 37 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If that isn't an endorsement of etsy witches idk what is

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 22 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

They specifically asked for a pimple or for his thumbs to grow too large to tweet. The Etsy witches went too far, but you get what you pay for

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

I wonder if they just hired too many and the effects stacked

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Spellcraft isnt an exact science, sometimes you want long thumbs and you end up with a fountain of blood from your throat

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Plus they are Etsy witches after all...

"Curse for long thumbs"*

*ymmv

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

To be fair, he probably was constantly being cursed/hexed by someone or another.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The Etsy store also sold "Lake City Quiet Pills"

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 16 points 15 hours ago

I like dark humor. A lot of the discourse surrounding Kirk has been downright hilarious.

I'm sure some Nazi motherfuckers take offense, but not me

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 86 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

this got removed on memes for it apparently is political, what a joke.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago

what a joke

I mean, apparently not.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 59 points 20 hours ago

The dumbest.

The most ironic death in recent memory.

Of course it's gonna be memed.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He wasn’t even a politician, but okay? Clowns.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

He's definitely a political figure. (not defending any takedowns, just saying definitely a figure in that space)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 18 hours ago

YEAH MEMES MODS FUCK YOU! IT WAS A GOOD POST I HAD! seriously, though I don't actually care.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 55 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I live in the suburbs and watched my neighbors fight about this last night. One of the other neighbors called the cops but it was good while it lasted

Never argue with MAGA, at least not with facts. Best way is to out stupid and confuse them. β€œANTIFA HAD KIRK KILLED” β€œIt was actually the flat earth society, they’re paid by soros and wanted Kirk to keep quiet about how democrats are using bluey to make your kids gay”

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 19 hours ago

Neighbours at least talking to each other

[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 12 points 20 hours ago

Did you catch what they were saying? Who threatened who enough to call the cops?

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grintigergratler@lemmy.wtf 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 17 hours ago

Didn't linkify the link.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago
[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago