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I have trouble remembering lady gaga lyrics too

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Is anyone going to address the rectangular hole cut into the couch?

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 days ago

Holy hel that jd vances couch isn’t it

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Are you saying your couch doesn't have a fleshlight hole?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Built in VHS!

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Definitely a Vance hole

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's a pistol mag. :)

[–] Knossos@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I need to know

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 23 points 3 days ago

This is how you ghost breakup with your cheating ex.

"In ex. Haha. Leave Leave."

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

First laugh out loud of the day!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You are now breathing manually

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Do people that create and consume such art have different brains than me? Serious question. I parsed it almost instantly, but it's almost offensively stupid in execution. It's not the style I object to, it's, je ne sais quoi.

In ex,

Ha ha

Lele

That's a very bold declaration of being a cheater from a guy named Lele.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 15 points 3 days ago

Do they want me to sit on the pillows?

[–] christov@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Is that a telescope pointing down? Presumably in an apartment to allow peeping?

EDIT: TiL there's etiquette to owning a pervscope

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe to not set the carpet on fire during the day

lens cap? dust?

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Could it be argued that it's poi ting down so that it doesn't get hit by the sun and so that it doesn't set the house on fire? I think no stalker is dumb enough to keep the telescope pointing to the target

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If you need reminders to breathe, see a doctor my mans. That shit's supposed to be automatic.

[–] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I miss r/dontdeadopeninside

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I thought that's where we were! Did we lose it in the lemm.ee shutdown?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It used to be at !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz, but it doesn't seem to exist any more. The instance still exists, but the community does not.

@Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz, @FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz, any info on what happened?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I... pressed the wrong button and didn't notice for almost a month.

@idunnololz@lemmy.world maybe "Remove Post" and "Remove Community" shouldn't have the same icon 😬

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oof. Noted. I'll add some extra confirmation in the future so its more difficult to accidentally delete a community.

No worries! Mystery solved!

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm, thats weird. Didnt do anything to the community, federation issues?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

federation issues?

Even if I go directly to https://lemmy.ohaa.xyz/communities, it is not one of the seven communities in the list.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Turns out fqqd removed it by accident. I have messaged him.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I might be stupid but I can see it just fine

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Must be fans of The Prodigy.

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

Sasa lele type beat

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah well scuse my dysle ia

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

These need to be hung separately. Different walls. Or at least with a sizeable space between them.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In ha le ex ha le makes just as little sense

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

"Inhale, exhale" make sense, but that's really dumb art