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[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

The point of this sign in case anyone is curious, is so that crackheads won't steal the roll of fiberoptic cable thinking it has copper in it.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I sent this to someone and they pointed out the crack pipe. I didn't even notice. That would explain why he's stealing copper wire.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Moon lighting from his job as mayor of Toronto.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Al Gore invented plumbing.

i mean i'm shitposting right now ain't i

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Buried Lines Matter

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Backhoe doesn't care, it will have its glass tube snacks sooner or later.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Image isn't loading for me but I'm guessing it's something like this:

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

My parents have one of those pests in their backyard. It damaged her ivy, and almost destroyed a bunch of other stuff. But it is a yellow variant, and more aggressive.

[–] DarthFreyr@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Similar, but my real question is why you have an explainer for the North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe but with a picture of a Northern Pipe-Cracking Excavator?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

It was a high search result that I didn't have to turn off the VPN for and wasn't pixelfucked/watermarked to death. Close enough for this government's work.

My mind somehow read "Backhaul” at first and I was confused AF for a moment there.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

Foolish cable you will not hide your secrets from me