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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Dug holes to harvest potatoes today. Found a big rock, a really long & fat worm, a centipede, and some little isopods, 10/10 experience. Nice to see another hole enjoyer here.

[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Same here there was 500 worms

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

This is the kind of quality content that keeps me coming back for more and more.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Oh no! A pile! The hole's natural enemy!

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 28 points 11 hours ago

5yr old me: China here I come!!!

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I've spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago

All soils yield to me

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 11 points 11 hours ago

Where I live the ground is rocks with the gaps between filled with dried clay. Literally a 2 to 1 ratio of rock to clay in some spots. Closer to a soft concrete than actual soil once you get more than 6 inches down. So the shovel doesn't actually dig as much as it just scoops out the shit I beat loose with a tamper bar.

Sometimes I feel like the only guy on the Internet who sees these digging posts and thinks "I've dug enough" lol.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The difference between first and second degree murder

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[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Once you get deep enough there is literally no dust as it contains about 30% clay and is very wet

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

In the Midwest where it looks like you dug that hole, sure. But where I, and the previous poster, live nope. Lots of sand in the soil out here, and if you dig deep enough, you hit granite.

[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

Sandy soil huh ive never heard of that oh and also I live in east tenesee it's a weird place for sure.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Thank you! That's all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 hours ago

You have some autocorrect typo there:
"That's all I was singing when I saw the hole."

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

What you gonna put in your hole?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 hours ago

A shit post

[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing. But maybe a old dog that might die soon though

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

After I'm not a psychopath (though I will likely keep her skull)

[–] Batmancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I’m sorry to hear about the dog’s soon passing. Great job on the hole! Hell yes to keeping bones, I want to use the ashes of my previous dogs and friends in the forging of a sword for the best man of my wedding, I’m no blacksmith I will be commissioning.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Sword of Psychotic Loyalty +2 const +2 str -2 char lose one bag space every time you pass within looting distance of a friendly corpse until you manually dispose of their bones

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[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You should put a post in it

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Came to ask “where post?”.

That really is a shitty post.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 4 points 11 hours ago

Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all... giggity.

[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago

quality hole

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Should'a put a tarp down for the dirt.

You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 10 hours ago

A bone. - a dog

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] twisted@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] Feybrained@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago

Nice hole, dude.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

Are you friends with Dave?

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

BAHAHAHAHAHH oh oh man this comment right here comedy

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

-Elon Musk.

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[–] passepartout@feddit.org 7 points 12 hours ago

Sure, why not

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You numpty, you've dropped your banana down the hole. We'll never know how big it is now!

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