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[–] potoo22@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have a deployed branch. It doesn't get merged into master until it gets reviewed... the technical debt got too big so it never gets reviewed and we just keep branching off deployed

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He can't help you. Y'all need Linus.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's he going to do? Drop commits? /s

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won't go out
E2es choking now, pipeline' jokin' now
Clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow.