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[–] db2@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It would need to be covered by a proportionally larger amount of skin though, so yeah incorrect at any size.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago

Square-cube law is coming to get you

[–] Tja@programming.dev 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Without underlying structure like actual bones the skin would need to be thicker to support it. Otherwise we'd have the term "prolapsed penis" as part of our vocabulary.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"prolapsed penis"

Cut that shit out right now! I have to sleep sooner or later and now this is in my brain.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

There are no bones in a human penis. Also, horses seem to get by with like two foot long penises.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Would you people please stop fucking with my imagination?! Now ya got me trying to picture a penis large enough to outweigh not only the skin covering it, but all the body's skin. It'd be life a Second Life avatar.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

You need some ointment for that sick self burn?

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Kid saw an opportunity and they took it.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago

What, you don't have to sling yours over one shoulder to keep it out of the way?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If your penis is larger than your balls, there’s something wrong with you.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

If it is larger than your skin... Than you got problems

[–] Luccus@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we talking summer or winter balls?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I was just in the pool! There’s shrinkage!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait... But if the balls are stored in the penis, how can they be bigger?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Penis stored in the balls.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

yeah, where else would it go when you're in cold water?

Now I am curious, how big is a uterus? Bigger than the average penis? And if we are considering it's size with a baby in it... no contest.