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[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

The fact that the beer pictured is Miller Lite is just ๐ŸคŒ

[โ€“] rem26_art@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

in today's economy? That's fine dining Mr. Moneybags

[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I sometimes feel so lost when I read this when raw ingredients are usually a lot cheaper than processed foods where I live and assume it is the case everywhere

[โ€“] rem26_art@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At my local supermarket, a Code Red is $3, a Can of Pringles is $2.50, and just a glance at the prices of different cuts of beef, it seems like you'd pay at least $13 for a pound of steak. Things like Rice and beans would probably be around the same price as the processed food or cheaper, but probably not anything that includes meat.

[โ€“] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Could do chicken and rice where I live.

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Raw ingredients also take effort to cook.

[โ€“] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

I guess I shouldn't be surprised but that this isn't considered always unceremoniously reminds me how much people assumed being abled is the default.

[โ€“] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This is why we cant get universal health care. Cause dudes be pounding this back, rub one out then nap for 5 hours at 1047 am on Tuesday morning

[โ€“] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Marinate the Pringles in the Mtn Dew overnight. Drain the excess Mtn Dew into a bowl and set aside, do not discard. Bring oven to 375F/190C, allow it to preheat. Place marinated Pringles onto cookie sheet, do not stack, and leave enough space between crisps so that they do not touch. Use a spoon or spatula to avoid tearing. Place in preheated oven for 10 minutes, then flip, and cook an additional 3 minutes. Sprinkle with Mtn Dew drainage and allow to roast for an additional 3 minutes. Remove from oven and allow to cool slightly. In the mean time, place any remaining drainage into a saucepan and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly to avoid burning. Allow Mtn Dew drainage to reduce, until it just barely sticks to a wooden toothpick. Remove from heat, pour over cooling crisps. Spray with canned cheese or sprinkle with Cool Ranch Doritos dust if going for a more fancy ambiance.

[โ€“] gilgameth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

We get it, you can afford Pringles. Show off!

[โ€“] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nutritional value - 0. So after you eat that $8 worth of junk you will be hungry an hour later and you would have knocked at least a few minutes off your buttholes life.

[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

The body must run on sodium and sugar alone

[โ€“] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Shiiiiit, the chicken version of the pringles is fucking fire

[โ€“] jade52@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Americans have the wildest flavours of junk food.

[โ€“] Syltti@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Japan probably has us, thoroughly, beat in that regard.

[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

You gotta keep flavour varied if some people rely entirely on them, or they will go to other brands.