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He continued, “Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.”

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

Kimmel should do nothing but Epstein jokes, Trump will clam up real quick.

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why isn't this orange fool in prison yet?

Why does Brazil have to school the United States on how a mature functioning constitutional democracy works?

[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're going to Brazil!

Imitates Trump's fake anger, spray-on tan splattering everywhere from the gesticulations

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Get fucked you nazi pedo little snowflake bitch

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sour grapes, Donald.

Release the Epstein files.

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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

The party of “fuck your feelings,” people

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean if his ratings and profitability are so terrible, that's a negligible contribution at best.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He has the second highest figures for late night behind Colbert.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

Let’s sue Turning Point USA for continuing to push Charlie Kirk talking points since it’s a major illegal campaign contribution to the Republican Party! Not only is money speech, but speech is money now!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mini stroke mouth droop pic by Newsweek.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is this photoshopped? That’s. Lot of orange

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Temu George Hamilton.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the orange is to hide the droop.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago

Needs more orange then.

I can smell the pure cheeto paste from this image

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm... It's a shame that ABC isn't owned by some super litigious megacorp that could bury most legal attacks in the dirt.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Aren't they owned by--

...oh, heh.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

What a little bitch.

Also, release the Epstein Files.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

"I'm gonna sue!" seems to be his version of "I'm telling! You're going to be in such big trouble!"

[–] bradv@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

ABC learning why you don't give in to bullies.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I guess Newsom should sue Fox then, while we're at it.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Does he not realize that half of his cabinet is made of of fox News people.

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

So anyways, release the Epstein files you shit staining rapist.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Jokes and memes will break this administration, keep it up everyone!

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

He should be careful with the phrase "To the best of my knowledge"

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh my god that photo of RFK is horrifying

He needs to pop a humanity at the nearest bonfire

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

class is the opposite of trump.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He should have paid attention in them

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

What a little bitch

[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Oh no orangatron is speaking again ughh

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