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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

I do that with my kids, They are allowed to insult me only if it is clever and funny, if they just call me dumb/ugly they just get shamed for lack of effort.

Now whenever they roast me it is usually a good one.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Now look here you leaking Tide Pod..

😂👍

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 points 2 months ago

I hate you but you got me. And good. You brilliant somananbich.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I was a camp counselor one summer and while processing a bus of arriving 7-year-olds one kid got off, pointed at me and said "if you give me any trouble, I'm gonna bite off your head and shit down your throat". I couldn't stop laughing.

[–] SandroWolf@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Is that the guy from Alcatraz?

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nope. Imhotep from The Mummy. Unless that’s the same actor, in which case I’ll shut it.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

You’re correct, that’s him.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope. That's Vladimir Lenin

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's clearly Deng Xiaoping

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

No, Pretoria.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 2 months ago

I’m pretty sure that’s a Trailer Park Boy character.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

~~obama~~vosloonotbad.jpg

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Russell Crowe reading mean tweet: