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[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You idiot, you can't even use words good! 😂

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 11 points 2 months ago

You want good words, date a languager

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

if you keep pressing the upvote button you can vote how many times as you want

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ate a whole box of crayons this morning.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Sounds like you have to head back to the Marine base before they start looking for you.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

This gonna be the highest upvoted post in Lemmy history

[–] trashboat@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

This graphic looks like the lovechild of Rayman and an M&M.

[–] Maerman@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Proud dumbass here. Although the kids in high school used a different word.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I am such a dumbass, I used all my accounts to upvote this post.

(this is dumb because now I can be banned for vote manipulation)

Proving the point then. respect

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

I upvoted without even looking, what does that make me?

[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

Know thyself.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Dumbass

Excuse me, the Politcally Correct term is Methamphetamine-American

(yes American, because America is the only country in the world, obviously 🤓)

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They have already united. Its called maga.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Can't read, up voted anyway

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True wisdom is knowing your dumbass or something idk

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

idk

-Socrates

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You... think most huge fucking dumbasses know they're dumbasses? ^^^^upvoted

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Most don’t…but I do! Upboated/upgoated/bloopypoopy.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago
[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

I clicked this extra hard

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah :3

[–] kjo@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

can't upvote since i haven't fuck in a while

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Grade A dumbfuck reporting for duty!

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

everyone who downvotes is wrong

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I have blocked more people than have upvoted this, so I don't think people are abiding

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Void@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

i want to start a restaurant called The Dishpit so my friends can call me The Dishpit Dipshit

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

what if i'm not that big, but my dumbassery is (also am just the regular dumbass not the fucking dumbass)

[–] Good_Slate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I upvoted. But, I'd never describe myself like that. I'm old enough to be wise about some things and a huge dumbass about others. And mature enough to know the difference.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Holy hell more than a 1000 updoots

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

I might've pressed wrong button.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean up arrow? There is no upvote here.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Up syndrome