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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

How big is Penis Man?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Ohhhhhhhh…

Do you know the Penis man,

the Penis man, the Penis man?

Do you know the Penis man,

who drew on Drury Lane?

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 day ago

I graduated high school in Tempe AZ. There's a bar I always visit when I go back called the Palo Verde Tavern. It's a speakeasy in this modern age, barely legal. It's infested with graffiti artists. At times, the paint fumes out back are so bad that I won't even smoke dope there. Psycho art freaks with spray cans.

Anyway, Penis Man is one of those guys. I've seen his thing on the wall. I don't remember shit other than that phrase.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He looks so incredibly pleased with himself

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 days ago

he looks like he has a mandalorian brother, whose hobby is to collect orphans

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

It's that damn smile

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Robert Redford in his prime vibes.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

that smile… that damn smile…

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ballengee isn’t the first person linked to the “Penis Man” graffiti in Tempe. In 2020, Dustin Shomer faced 33 charges, including criminal damage, aggravated criminal damage, and trespassing, after spray-painting the same phrase on buildings throughout the city.

Tempe police arrest man suspected of 'penis man' graffiti

Heroes

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I'm not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”

The penis thickens

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, no. It's not an army. I guess I've met a few of them. They hang at the Palo Verde Tavern in Tempe. Buncha paint fume addled wackos. 'Artists'.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Palo Verde paint fumed Penis Man artist army

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Penis Man isnt a hero. Hes an idea of the greater good that lives in the hearts and minds of people everywhere

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Penis for Vendetta.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

We are all Penis Man

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

cock is a good slant replacement for plot

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"...SWAT officers raided his condo and vehicle in west Phoenix."

Any excuse to play with the toys huh...

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

I'm not the man they think I am at home

Oh, no, no, no

I'm a Penis man

Penis man!

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Was he active in Hamburg around 2021 bychance?

SOKO Wand und Farbe

Pimmelgate

Real life Joker.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe Patrick Wilson could play him in a lifetime movie?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They’d use Chris Pratt for the better box office return.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It would be Pedro for sure.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

He is PP man.

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I honestly thought it WAS Pedro at first!

It IS him, he just dyed his mustache.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Thought that was David spade for a second there

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Inb4 "wait where do I get the free penises?"

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

But how much IS this free penis man??

[–] notsure@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

...this is a hero/ine...no shaming...