How big is Penis Man?
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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I graduated high school in Tempe AZ. There's a bar I always visit when I go back called the Palo Verde Tavern. It's a speakeasy in this modern age, barely legal. It's infested with graffiti artists. At times, the paint fumes out back are so bad that I won't even smoke dope there. Psycho art freaks with spray cans.
Anyway, Penis Man is one of those guys. I've seen his thing on the wall. I don't remember shit other than that phrase.
Ohhhhhhhh…
Do you know the Penis man,
the Penis man, the Penis man?
Do you know the Penis man,
who drew on Drury Lane?
He looks so incredibly pleased with himself
he looks like he has a mandalorian brother, whose hobby is to collect orphans
Why is penisman hot
It's that damn smile
Robert Redford in his prime vibes.
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a Penis man
Penis man!
Ballengee isn’t the first person linked to the “Penis Man” graffiti in Tempe. In 2020, Dustin Shomer faced 33 charges, including criminal damage, aggravated criminal damage, and trespassing, after spray-painting the same phrase on buildings throughout the city.
Tempe police arrest man suspected of 'penis man' graffiti
Heroes
Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I'm not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”
The penis thickens
Penis Man isnt a hero. Hes an idea of the greater good that lives in the hearts and minds of people everywhere
Penis for Vendetta.
We are all Penis Man
Well, no. It's not an army. I guess I've met a few of them. They hang at the Palo Verde Tavern in Tempe. Buncha paint fume addled wackos. 'Artists'.
Palo Verde paint fumed Penis Man artist army
cock is a good slant replacement for plot
"...SWAT officers raided his condo and vehicle in west Phoenix."
Any excuse to play with the toys huh...
Real life Joker.
The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.
that smile… that damn smile…
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve
Maybe Patrick Wilson could play him in a lifetime movie?
They’d use Chris Pratt for the better box office return.
It would be Pedro for sure.
He is PP man.
I honestly thought it WAS Pedro at first!
It IS him, he just dyed his mustache.
Was he active in Hamburg around 2021 bychance?
SOKO Wand und Farbe
He could have used his powers for good…
Thought that was David spade for a second there
Inb4 "wait where do I get the free penises?"
...this is a hero/ine...no shaming...
But how much IS this free penis man??