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[โ€“] solrize@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Amazing how RMS is now on the traditional end of traditional to disruptive.

[โ€“] neox_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah well, it was convenient to dismiss radical free software ideas by telling everyone it's obsolete ๐Ÿ™„ thus calling that "traditional"

[โ€“] lesnout27@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] WilliamA@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm rocking a Thinkpad x200t running GNU boot bios and parabola GNU+Linux-Libre with DWM free from soystem-d and I program C and C++ in emacs

sicko yes

[โ€“] notarobot@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Emacs, icecat, guix, parabola, c, c++. Stallman. What are the others in that quadrant?

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[โ€“] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TS, JS, Java, and Codium are proprietary?

[โ€“] Hack3900@lemy.lol 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't think Codium is on this image

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[โ€“] petrichornetrainfall@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's between code berg and framework?

[โ€“] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (8 children)

At work I'm the only dude that uses Windows and Linux. Everyone else uses Macs.

[โ€“] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're stuck on Mac at work and I hate it.

I had jobs like that. Productivity drops hard.

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[โ€“] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Freedom is to proprietary as libertarian is to authoritarian. Tradition is to distruption as political right is to political left. Better would be for the x axis to be left-to-right disruption->tradition and the y axis to be bottom-to-top freedom->proprietary. So, rotated 90ยฐ counterclockwise and then mirrored left-to-right.

[โ€“] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

Is bit keeper even still around anymore?

[โ€“] entwine@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's the logo between Guix and C?

[โ€“] MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

parabola linux

[โ€“] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This whole chart should've been rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't that put Bill Gates on the "freedom" side?

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