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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 189 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Javascript being disruptive technology is.. A take for sure.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 164 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.

[–] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SpaceX

I'm sure Musk hand coded it in JS and then paid some underpaid dude who is only slightly less abused in the US instead of india to unfuck his dogshit.

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[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.

I'll understand briefly, as my life flashes before my eyes? Haha.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

8 frameworks and waiting for fingerprinting scripte to load just for the website to run at 1 frame every minute

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

It always disrupted everything, and is getting only better on that with time.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Disrupting my low ram usage

[–] mormund@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

It definitely is/was. Most user facing software these days is a web app, or native application using JS anyways. The event loop and async programming is also ubiquitous nowadays in most languages, especially server side.

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean from inception until now it has been a huge change in programming. Node changed a lot of things. Typescript changed a lot of things. React changed a lot of things.

A long way since GWT which google was doing because its java devs hated js

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[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 106 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How the fuck is C++ more traditional than C?

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To me it looks like to position within each of quadrant want taken into account.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 34 points 2 months ago

It really seems like the creator didn't bother with spacing at all. Something that did consider spacing within quadrants wouldn't have its items this closely packed together.

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago

I think it's not meant to be more traditional, the icon positions seem random and only the square they're located is important.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago

C was incredibly disruptive 50 years ago.

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[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

This is a very confusing image

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Ok, now ... where does TempleOS and HolyC belong on this chart?

[–] jwt@programming.dev 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

*Sigh*. Fine, let's introduce a z-axis specifically for Terry A. Davis.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

So what you're saying is that... he is either from, belongs to, or should be placed on...

... another plane of existence?

lololololollool

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Cowards are too afraid to place vi anywhere on these axes...

[–] 3x3@lemy.lol 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s open source and traditional..

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So you're say remove emacs and replace it with vi? I agree!

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Nah, vibe coders are definitionally reliant on highy disruptive, literally economy destabilizing 'AIs', that are made by the most gigantic of megacorps and foundations.

That would make them so far into soydev they are off the chart to the bottom right, and it would also mean you'd be grilling Impossible Burgers.

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[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Soydev”? This is fucking stupid.

[–] entwine@programming.dev 20 points 2 months ago (9 children)
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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

what are the concentric circles above Linus?

[–] fjellet@feddit.nl 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lol that's why it looked familiar. I use it but my icon has been broken for a while.

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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Looking at how much of a reach some of the disruptive + proprietary stuff is... Yeah, there isn't a lot of recent innovative proprietary stuff, is there?

Although I would put Chrome under "disruptive". It absolutely was when it released decades ago, and even now it's still changing the browser landscape.

[–] shirro@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Chrome was disruptive.

Part of the reason for its disruption is that Chromium is open source (BSD licence), built on Webkit that was open source, which was built on khtml from the KDE project which was open source. That is how we got to Microsoft Edge also running on Chromium.

If it wasn't for the monoculture aspect and the actions of some of the companies using it, khtml->Chromium would be a great open source success story.

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[–] artiman@piefed.social 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What is the software between Linus and rust? Never seen that icon before

[–] Tja@programming.dev 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Zig, a language for systems programming, alternative to rust.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

Uh, Linus Torvalds is a hypedev?

Btw, is this meme old?

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I started using git to track my dotfiles maybe one-ish years after I first fully adopted Linux as my daily driver.. I think it's been a little over 5 years and before I converted to nix that git history told a story of immense frustration of never being able to get my desktop and laptop to be identical. For some reason some projects only ran on one of the 2 machines. There was a period in my life when I didn't use my desktop for 2 months because it just didn't work well enough, OCD is really fucking painful. Nix saved my relationship with both of my computers, and my desk, and my spine. I haven't used my laptop and maybe a month and I may have changed my workstation a couple hundred times in this period, I will with absolute confidence say that the next time I decide to use my laptop I can just run git pull and nixos rebuild and my laptop will be just the same as my desktop (minus obligatory build fixes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Putting Apple under disruption not tradition lol

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

C++ is more traditional than C? 🤔

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I think they just put them in quadrants with no attention to placement.

[–] garlicandonions@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What is this shit? I don't recognize half of this garbage. How is terminal + text editor not an option?

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[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Amazing how RMS is now on the traditional end of traditional to disruptive.

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