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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (6 children)

With somebody holding on to you by your asshole?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

I see you know your judo well.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 2 days ago

How else are they going to keep all the shit in?

[–] blave@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see that you’ve never been to a hibachi grill… Having someone drag you out while also plugging up your butt is a great honor

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

I always go pre-plugged.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

With a handful/two handsful of pussy.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Just the way God intented

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I was going to say anyone might have that look on their face with someone treating their butthole like a bowling ball.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] derry@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh lawd he coming. Chonky.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I miss buffets. Im in Canada and I used to go with my wife and it was like $25 each. Now it’s about $60 then you have tax and tip on top of that. For two people it’s easily over $150

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

If you’d like you can lay out several random meals at home and I’ll come sneeze on them so you can feel nostalgic

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tip....at a buffet? What the hell are you tipping for?

Even in America that is pretty wtf.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Because my water doesn't refill itself, and the plates don't walk themselves off the table. I'm not tipping as much, but it's still a tip.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I remember when I was a kid, there was a buffet place that was $6 / person.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Nuts out for harambee!