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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never met a dog who wouldn't willingly make this trade.

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wouldn't meet those who wouldn't would you

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll admit to survivor bias in this case.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Biological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. ;)

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And you're allergic to chocolate

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And despite all of that idiot God's petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

we will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn't get any credit.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

wake up and, smell the asses..

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cat: laughing silently

Also Cat: Becomes women's best friend

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Me looking at my cat, and my cat looking at me after reading this comment:

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.