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[–] jcs@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I never noticed how modest my childhood lifestyle was until my 1st grade teacher asked the class what we all did for vacation during the school break. I worked on a ranch or stayed home playing with secondhand toys. I remember thinking "wait... is this what people do? How?" I remember missing out on many opportunities as a child (travel, sports, restaurants, etc) due to finances, but still don't consider it being a "poor" upbringing overall. My parents did the best they could with what they had, and I think having limited opportunities actually helped me be more creative with my time.

Anyway, back to the point... when we had them available sometime after getting a microwave, I ate hot dogs like this periodically in elementary school through college.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The real question is why the hell would you place the hot dog in this direction. Being vertical means the bread will not fully wrap around the dog and therefore not hold any condiments. Horizontally will allow for adequate condiments. The only downside being the ends of the bread will have hotdog sticking out.

[–] nickiam2@aussie.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

Nah mate, you lay it diagonally

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Turn the bread? In this economy?

[–] Willdrick@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Thats an aussie delicacy, what struggle?

Snags ftw, mate!

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

Mate, if you use frankfurters at your sausage sizzle I'm going to have some complaints

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I would sometimes just eat the bread with yellow mustard. It's rough.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Is that actually good? I've just eaten plain bread with water. Mind you, I usually just bake my own bread and it comes out delicious as is.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never understood how this was somehow a sign of being poor. I don't buy hotdog buns. I have always ate my hotdogs this way.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

This is my preferred consumption method. Buy a bag of hotdog buns and they have a single purpose, be a fluffy sausage pocket.

Hotdog buns with:

  • PB & J - too much bread and possibly to sloppy
  • In place of sandwich bread - nice try Satan.

It is a bread product designed with a singular purpose.

A loaf of sandwich bread, that is like the Swiss army knife of bread.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

What? I came home and ate it tonight with a slice of fake cheese on each one. The franks were beef though.

[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its a "classy" way to eat a heated Bockwurst or Wiener in Germany. On of the few meals, that are often typically served with white toast bread.

[–] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for calling me classy.

[–] StocktonCrushed@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How the fuck else am I supposed to eat the remaining 2 hot dogs once the pack of buns runs out? ( It's usually 3 because one of the buns decided to disintegrate at some point between the package and the plate.)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's still industrial sausage on industrial bread. Fold it and there isn't much difference.

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Struggle?! The ol' Bunnings snag is a delicacy!

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The noble tradition of a sausage sizzle is far older^[citation^ ^needed]^ and more noble than any "Bunnings"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A good Australian partaking in holy communion at the church of bunnings on a Sunday.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ehhhh, calling that a Korean hot dog is generous lol

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

lol yes it's shit, but if all you have is that do your best

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk -2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That sausage gives me the creeps. Please just a real one

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The real struggle is that people will rather eat sausages made of oil and trash. Bread whiter than snow. Ketchup made from apples and sugar.

There is nothing wrong with using bread, but if you struggle then rather eat cabbage, onions, carrots, oats.

Please take care of yourselves, people. Learn to cook something more than a cheap trash sausage.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Replace the hotdog with regular sausage (cooked on a barbecue), and you've literally got Australia's favourite weekend food. Onions (also barbecued) and tomato sauce optional.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

IMO thats not even a struggle.

Real struggle is when you don't even have a hot dog so you just make a mustard sandwich. That's what my childhood was like.

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[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread? I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 3 points 20 hours ago

And once you've sliced it like that, fry all the flat edges for that lush crispy burned goodness

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

This is my go-to solution when I've got hotdogs and hamburger buns but no hamburgers or hotdog buns.

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Making your point with Blender is a new level

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

There's probably forums where clicking "reply" just opens Blender.

[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck me! This is brilliant! I am gonna do just this!

I know right! I got some sandwich bread that a cat got into so needs to be used and I'm sans a fridge ATM so I'm going to get one of those for our five pack of sausages!

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

These mfs don't know the struggle til they've tried hotsauce bread AKA HSB

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