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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 31 minutes ago

I once copied the entire movie folder from a friend. To hide his porn, he renamed it all to look like regular movies. Sadly he had a really bad taste.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago
[–] 58008@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There's a legendary family story from my childhood in the early '80s where my dad rented a direct-to-video Snow White sequel for me and my brothers (aged 1 - 10), but it turned out he had absentmindedly picked up a porno parody, shoved it in the VCR and immediately left the room to attend to other things. He didn't realise until we were a good 10 minutes in and were laughing hysterically at the willies and boobs.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 41 minutes ago

my dad bought a vhs at a garage sale of some wwe pay per view and right before a steve blackman vs the rock match it cuts to the x files, then from the x files it cuts to a naked chick. i was 7

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

This is gonna make me empty my Infinity Stones

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 hours ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

damn that's terrible what link did you click so I don't click it?

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 5 points 4 hours ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jOOhbD67CLs

The description links to a part 2. I'll look for a better source after work.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Featuring Ant-Man as the butt plug.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 7 hours ago

awwe I came here to say

ASSVENGERS: REAREND GAME

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 6 hours ago

TBH I didn't know they were still making full feature porn. Kind of thought that had died by now

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

You torrented the “correct” version of end game.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

OP are you employed at the department of redundancy department?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

The redundant department of redundancy department or just the department of redundancy department?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Did they discover that they were step-sisters? And thus had no choice?