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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I spent hours talking on the phone with my friend as I was playing Warcraft 2 on my PC, and they played Warcraft 2 on their PlayStation. Good times.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think they used to call them "friends."

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Friend?! You mean ChatGPT right?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God, I remember having them, I had a pretty cool collection for a while, not sure where they went tho.

[–] JohnnyCash@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hahahah, none of you are real!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course not. We're all you, dumbass!

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 21 hours ago

Awww man, I'm staring at the snow globe again.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Check between the couch cushions. That usually works for me.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

"Doing nothing with friends, isn't really doing nothing." Paraphrased from "The boy, The Fox and The Mole."

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago

I hated the phone back then too.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Naw, we just did bong hits.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me the bong hits were more in the 90s, it was more pipes or joints before that. People talking on the phone all day was more of a '70s and '80s thing. Non-stop busy signal. And then later we added modems to the same line.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No man, we did plenty of bong hits in the 70s and 80s..

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

I know you're not lying but I didn't own a bong until '92.