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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

edit: @TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world took the time to edit it to remove the censor, so I changed the image in the post to that. Thanks!

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Lol that's a good one, I might steal it.

Also:

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lol this is f*nny. Fuckin h*rmonicas.

Edit: my asterisks italicized the thing, whoops lol

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey! You can't say that word

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry, h*rmonica

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

To your comment: not only that, it's a censor of an already censored curse word, "fkn" of course meaning fucking. This is one of the more egregious censors I've ever seen.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Maybe it actually said fun instead of fkn

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's censored because a very specific country from which a lot of social media comes from has been created by puritans. Which even centuries later, has people repressing such basic things as sex, cursewords, nudity. Including text / graphical filters that will bury your content and show it to noone, if you don't do it.

[–] DarthBueller@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bro this started in TikTok which is decidedly Chinese and not Puritan. Though it can be puritanical in the broadest sense.

[–] ManOMorphos@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Agreed, the beginning of the end of involuntary-only censorship happened when Tiktok got popular. The older generations try to find the limits of allowable content on platforms (within reason) but the younger ones effectively self-castrate everything they post everywhere. And it's because one app owned by a Chinese company is a bit strict about it. It's disappointing.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

bro someone censored my censorship

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I've had to bring this up elsewhere, but could we please stop making and reposting unnecessarily censored memes? The obscured word here is 'FKN', not even 'fucking'. This isn't Tiktok, these alterations are kind of gratuitous...

I’m so depressed I want to self harmonica now. Maybe even Kermit sewer slide.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I edited the post, thanks for taking the time to Photoshop this!

My pleasure, thanks for the quick edit.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why they censor the word fun

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Because we cant have it anymore.
OBEY. WORK. DIE.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I don't have any harmonicas, would this work with a trombone?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

But that's only blocking like 1 letter.... What swear word could it be?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What is the optimum angle to secure such a device for the maximum result? Asking for science.

Also, I wouldn't ever glue/tie/epoxy one of these. I'd do four in various places.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You don't want optimum because then it sounds like a harmonica.

Edit: sorry, fucking harmonica.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anybody have a pic of the underside of a Cybertruck? Need to scope out a place with airflow but limited visibility.

There is at least one asshole in my general area who needs a come-uppance.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 months ago

Even the undercarriage looks like it hasn't fully loaded into the environment.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. ThatΒ removedΒ didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

Looks like censoring fuck caused too much trouble on my instance. What was the word that got censored?

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's bitch. In case that gets censored for you too, it's witch with a b.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Wait, so ml censor's bitch, but not cunt. Wow.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oh my! I almost got exposed to a swear word...