3 eggs with veggie sausage, black beans, green onions, kale and fish sauce topped with salt & black pepper.
Absolutely delicious although the black bean juice seems to be giving my family psychic damage!
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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This is what my partner said! That it reminded them of the Dubious Food lol
they really were amazing though i have been wanting more all day.
A lot of times the best food looks like absolute garbage.
Like, shred some really good Parmesan and tell me it doesn’t look like the shavings you’d keep mealworms in for fishing… or just plain sawdust. Tastes great though!
Good lord, at least wrap it in a tortilla or something
that's just empty carbs I don't need and I have a gluten intolerance. That's what the beans are doing in there providing slow carbs and some fiber!
Thar be corn tortillas…to protect your family from psychic AND gluten damage!!
that's a good point corn is whole grain too
Also tortillas and nachos etc are originally made purely out of corn/maize so they're a good choice.
And I actually found that gluten free nachos keep way longer than their glutened counterpart which are still made out of corn but which have like added starch or smth from gluten containing grain. Like basic Kellogs corn flakes aren't gluten-free.
But if you buy gluten free nachos /corn flakes, they don't get mushy in the same way when exposed to air. Gluten free nacho crisps last weeks and weeks completely edible. Whereas regular crisps go stale in a matter of a few days.
A freakin' salad leaf then... Or is this a Halloween thing where you're supposed to get spooked by your food? Bet it tastes really good but DAMN 🙃 Consider the costs of family therapy on one hand and half a salad on the other ^^
fair, i see people online eat lettuce and eggs on sandwiches all the time maybe it's not that bad
Cheese???
I hope it's actually tasty because the way it looks gives me flashbacks to that one time when I forgot where I put my dirty baking tray and found it like this several weeks later 😆
oh my god we left a vegetarian burger tater tot casserole in the oven for weeks once and it really did bear a striking resemblance lol
You have committed either alchemy or a crime
Undecided on which currently
This should be the most upvoted post in this community.
Tasty ingredients, mouldy vomit lookin' slop.
I'd eat it. If I watched you make it first!
Same. Like on paper it sounds good, but then the photo… not so photogenic.
jesus christ, how do I shut it down 😂
What a fucking hideous sight, well done
This does, indeed look like an omelette, but after about two months in the fridge.
I think I made eggs that looked like that once too... After about three weeks.
Sounds tasty… looks atrocious
I'm sure it tasted delicious but it looks like petrified barf
You gotta rinse the beans bruh
they are dry beans cooked in veggie broth with spices in the instant pot for 45 minutes.
the pleasing juice is half the point!
This looks like something my dog threw up.
Beans and eggs are good together. If you want to make them look appealing just plate them together instead of mixing them together. Beans under with eggs on top or plated next to each other can both be easily combined by the eater and won't look awful. Flavor wise you get the same result.
I don't know why folks are shitting on your Goth Eggs for Spooky Season!
Next time you shouldn't leave it sitting out for a week in a humid jungle before taking a picture. We can't tell what it was with all the rot and mold.
lmao black beans and eggs taste good but always end up looking like they went bad 4 years ago
Some real gherblin tack
🤢🤮😭
Looks pike asbestos with olives. You have my upvote