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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

elephant pregnancy lats 22 months

makes sense that elephant psychosis would last longer too

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If we hadn't already nuked ourselves by slaughtering the bees, and the bees suddenly took 80 % of our living space from us to expand their own, we'd be nuking them.

The fascinating part is, why aren't the smart, massive matriarchs ordering all humans stomped on sight?

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

One of us is drunk and not making sense... im not 100% sure, but im leaning toward you...

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Musth is a periodic condition in male elephants characterized by aggressive behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones.

The image from the OOP is in the article. TL;DR, male elephants get crazy angry when they're horny you assert their dominance.

[–] frog@feddit.uk -1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Musk is a male asshole characterized by aggressive Nazi behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago

Could we try going five minutes without bringing him up? It's exhausting.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk -1 points 4 months ago