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(as an aside before I start this comment, me and my partner are both exceptionally blunt on all accounts)
I've mentioned to my partner before that he's not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with, but that I'm pretty sure most of that is rooted in daddy issues, so it's probably for the best.
I've also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it's hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.
he's not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with
I can't tell if this is "I'm batting way out of my league" or "dude you're ugly as sin but you look like my dad so I'm into it."
I've also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it's hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.
Average in a way I wouldn't normally have chosen if I hadn't gotten over my weird hangups.
Related: I know that incest is currently a popular fetish, but I discovered a long time ago that if a girl looks too much like my sister its an immediate turn-off. It did take me a little while to connect why I found so many models, who seemed to be popular, so unattractive.
I don't think I've ever meet anyone who looks like mom, so that hasn't been an issue. My wife resembles no-one in my family.
Freud claimed all men want to marry their mothers. I haven't found this to be commonly true, and now I don't trust "daddy issues" being common, either.
I had an irrational hatred for Thandie Newton and I didn’t realize why until someone pointed out that she looks like my birth mother.
Ok, but: your mom's a QT.
Maybe but she's an abusive psychopath.
Oh, sorry about that.
Me too.