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(Not that it requires a justification either way. It's a personal choice.)

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

My bio teachers last name was "MoCock." His wife's first name is "Love."We just called him,"Mr. Mo". I think it's crazy she took his name, lmao.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I know a girl named Paige that married a man with the last name Page.

We call her Page 2. It’s also fun when they disagree and I ask if they can get on the same page.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know a couple with the same name (one masculine one feminine version). Their names can both be shortened to "little bear". I will never stop calling them collectively "Haribo"

[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rosstopher and Rosstophina.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Paige Davis married Patrick Page but did not take his last name.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a friend named Blair who married a man with the last name Blair. We call her "Blair Squared" and she hates it.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Johnson-Johnson if you're nasty.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

At that point I’d just go full legal mononym like Cher and Teller.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My parents know a lady names Kelly who married a man with the last name Kelley. Kelly Kelley.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Please tell me they double barreled it

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I used to have a manager named Kelly who had recently divorced a man with the last name Kelly

Kelly Kelly

Still makes me laugh

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was treated by a Dr Payne once ... contrary to his name, he wasn't a pain.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 year ago

inversion of nominal determinism?

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

I had a roommate who was in med school. He wanted to be a psychiatrist. His surname was Carver, so naturally he became a surgeon.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy shit I love that for her. I'd give up my name too

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dudes… Dr. Strange is my new neighbor!

She’s a veteran… but I’m kind of an animal so I figure it should be OK 😎

Also; 2 cats, one of which is definitely smarter than the average bear… the other, is orange.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, probably I’m pretty bad at spelling stuff ☺️

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never thought I would mind changing my last name when getting married until it actually happened, and I was surprisingly emotional about it. It felt like I was erasing my identity or something, a totally unexpected feeling that came out of nowhere. It was also weird to have to change my signature after having it for so many years.

We ended up getting divorced 7 years later and I reclaimed my maiden name, and needless to say, if I ever get married again, I will not be changing my last name. It was also a nightmare of paperwork to change it (both to get married and divorced), and I don't want to do that yet again.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

It was also a nightmare of paperwork to change it (both to get married and divorced), and I don’t want to do that yet again.

My wife and I have been married for a few years now and the pharmacy still has her name hyphenated as maidenname-legalname because that was the only way to get the prescriptions consistently processed by insurance

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

We ended up getting divorced 7 years later and I reclaimed my maiden name

Glad you got to reclaim your name, Ms. Mouse.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Changes my name to McMoney

Looks for rich woman to marry and offer her my last name as incentive

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

!nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't this be reverse nominative determinism?

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Ya know... I thought about that later, too. Not sure about intentionally getting married to someone with a last name that fits your profession, though.