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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.

Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Needs more Kuzco.

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 123 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (9 children)

This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 29 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

She looks like a meerkat.

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[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 3 points 9 hours ago

Everyone always forgets Princess Eilonwy.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 184 points 20 hours ago (22 children)

A perfect example of why median exists

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 28 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

the chart is referring to Disney characters not "real" people

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[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 6 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

... Esmeralda isn't a princess tho

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

OP forgot to capitalize the P.

To be included in the Disney Princess line, a character must be a protagonist or main supporting character in an animated theatrical film produced by a studio owned by The Walt Disney Company that is the first film in its franchise (thus excluding characters introduced in sequels, direct-to-video films and television series), must be human in her standard form and in general should be a princess by way of either marriage to a prince or through herself descending from a monarch or tribal chief. Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Princess

The list of official princesses kept changing over time, mainly because new characters were added to the list as new movies emerged. Still, three princesses were removed from it in 2005: Tinker Bell, Esmeralda, and Jane Porter. The reasons why they made the list in the first place are not entirely clear since they are neither main characters in their films nor do they have royal heritage.

[...] In Esmeralda's case, the reason was that the sales of The Hunchback of Notre Dame products were not going as Disney had hoped, and the character was not as popular with the audience.

https://movieweb.com/official-disney-princess-rules/

But as the reply said, Alice is not a Disney Princess nor a princess.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 68 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, yes, but she's only physically and mentally 14.

If you put a child in cryostasis until she's technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 62 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 41 points 18 hours ago

Hello and welcome to Epstein Cryo-land!

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[–] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oof, yeah, that's definitely something that will need to be looked at when cryotech starts being a thing.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Now I wonder, there are most certainly no such protections in place if an underage person goes into coma for long enough that their physical body is aged 18+. Wouldn't your mind have experienced only very little development through that time, though?

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 54 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

Merida is technically Pixar. She's like a step-Princess.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

Which reminds me, where's Leia?

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That's a distinction without a difference.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.

All hail Disney Princess Sally!

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago

I'm ok with this. 😊

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 15 hours ago

Damn it, Princess Georg

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

I like the 8800 year old :>

Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow

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