this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2025
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send this to your friends to totally michael prank them.

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

MIKE CHECK

I just returned from a climate camp. I still internalized that

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I prefer Penelope jokes, personally.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

do you pronounce it like antelope too

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

peen-uh-lope. Just like in Club Dredd 😃

[–] Ashiggan@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 days ago

This is funnier than the original post somehow

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lyhccGJHUk

Sing along if you know the lyrics:

Rats, rats, we are the rats,
Celebrating yet another birthday bash!
𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵, it's your birthday today,
Cake and ice cream is on it's way!
And 𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵, has been such a good boy this year,
Open up your gifts while we all cheer!

[–] individual@toast.ooo 9 points 2 days ago

solid prank

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Michael, is that you posting this?

(Do you see what I did there?) ;)

[–] Knelt6526@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago

That's just lake humor