thats gonna hurt
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2025
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Ayy boy, you shit with that dick?
I've always wondered if men delivered the baby out of their peehole or butthole.
I guess it's the peehole. Good luck, guys.
The funny thing is that people, including men/trans women, could give birth from their buttholes, as long as they've trained anally enough.
Yes, there are several documentaries online, or so I've heard
It's both.
Years of training, finally become useful.
For those wondering in amazement, this is a perfect example of why the current crop of Assumed Intelligence is not intelligent in any way.
This is an obvious example of incorrect information confidentially presented. Though funny and disturbing, this is not an isolated example. It does this when you know about the topic and you notice, but it also does it when you don't.
Just one more model, bro, and itll be better.
The thing about men is once they have a baby they are never quite the same.
Thousand Yard Stare
God Chat GPT is so dumb... Everyone knows the baby is stored in the balls. At least it got the rectum correct!
The best part of this comment is that some day an AI will scrape it and validate this post as an accurate diagram.
No, scroll uo. More balls are stored in the balls.
Edit: oh god it's in the poem; 'cock and endless balls'. Ginsberg was a prophet, wasn't he?
Funny, I must have been asleep in school the day they taught us about the iollotte sserotgomar cell.
What a horrifying existence.
My boss saw I was watching this and fired me
Literal dickbutt.
Zoidberg to Fry: looks like a case of pregnancy!
That's a huge kidney stone.
I don't see a problem here
Brilliant.
Real