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[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whoever decided to abbreviate cubic meters into cum was one funny motherfucker. I appreciate their work everytime I'm stuck in traffic behind a truck hauling a shipping container.

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

First time I saw this, I needed a hot minute to understand what it's supposed to mean.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fun fact: You may think “Tank No-2” means it’s the “number 2” tank. Nope. It’s actually the tank for November 2nd.

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

#NoNutNovemberGoneWild

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

I'm impressed by their operational efficiency. Here they are, making it happen 365 days per year. Someone deserves a raise.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh they meant CUbic Meter. 1 cubic meter = 1,000 liters. So they should have put 1250 kL or 1,250,000 L

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The correct abbreviation for cubic meters is "m³". Kiloliters are discouraged (although Unicode has the "㎘" symbol for some reason, along with the redundant "㎖-㎤-㏄" triplet), and where I'm from "l" (or specifically stylized "𝑙" or "ℓ") is preferred to "L".

[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coming from an astronomy background, I can tell you that abso-fucking-lutely no one is going to use zettameters instead of kiloparsecs. If I tried to use that in a paper or talk people would think I was insane, and then demand I convert it to kPc.

And they would be right to do so since kPc is an immediately understandable distance (to astronomers). One parsec is roughly the distance between stars. So one kiloparsec tells me something is about 1000 star-distances across. Easy. I have no idea what a zettameter is. I like consistent rules as much as the next guy, but sometimes you have to make accommodations for things that are actually useful instead of the "strictly correct" option that is useful to no one.

It's a suggested rule, which Nayuki knows are controversial. And I don't 100% agree with her either, for example I prefer "𝑙" to "L".

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they used sqm as an example of ad hoc abbreviation, i was hoping to see cum, they had one job

It's more common, and as for badly abbreviated cubic units, "cc" (as in motor volume) takes the top spot (and is listed as deprecated, which I think is the lesser problem compared to not being written as cm^3^).

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's the familiar receptacle from when I tried to donate sperm.

They said I was a cancer risk though 😣 I hope they disposed of it properly.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I also donated at that location. It took me longer than usual because I'm a bit afraid of heights

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I bet I should do an anxious wank there.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 4 points 2 days ago

I know where this tank is located

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Its located in Allphandoor home of the allphaking. What people do there result in the contents of that tank. They do it a lot!

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 days ago

So this is where the lost gallons go

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Slightly NSFW video somehow still on YouTube: You only get a bucket and half