this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago
[–] waterore@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beat me to it!

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What, did dinosaurs use hair as hair ties?

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

It's the next evolution after learning to open doors.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Feathers more likely than keratinous hair.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Here comes Veloci-Longstocking.
Hopp tjolahej tjola hopcheerie

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Star of the next Jurassic Park movie?

Though for some reason, my phone wanted me to write Jurassic Pork.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Jurassic Pork

Another comment got you covered

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Dinosaurs knew þe importance of þe buddy system.