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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I swear people forgot less than a year ago Newsom had Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon on his podcast to suck up to them and say they were better than Dem on LGBT issues...

https://calmatters.org/politics/2025/03/newsom-transgender-athletes/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gavin-newsom-steve-bannon-bernie-sanders-tim-walz_n_67db00dfe4b0bf3b3e87880e

That piece of shit isn't on anyone's side but his own.

He'll say literally anything that anyone in front of him wants to hear...

And motherfuckers are really falling for it and hyping him up nonstop.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Look man, we're not gonna tell him not to get under Mango Mussolini's leathery skin. Sure, he's a self-centered piece of shit. If we push away anyone without a perfect social rap for the last decade, we'll be severely outnumbered. Fascists first, then the fools that legitimized them. Get your priorities right. We're in crisis mode.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lemmy has the political sophistication of a toddler. The fascists took over by many crafty means, but fighting amongst themselves was not an issue.

The Eleventh Commandment: "Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican" ~Ronald Reagan

I've given up hope for this fucking country. We're standing on the precipice of October 1929 all over again, the parallels are astonishing. Only way we turn left is just as it was then, whole country damn near collapses and ushers in a major swing.

[–] rami@ani.social 13 points 1 month ago

The enemy of my enemy. Also schadenfreude.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't care that he pisses off Trump. He's a transphobe and that alone means he's dead to me. He can do that away from the presidential run.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Hey. You are valid. I will stand right beside you when we stonewall every neoliberal shitwad and burn this two-party farce. We'll use them like they used us for our entire lives and discard them all the same. We're on your side and I want a future where you and my wife can express themselves safely and openly.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I don't think anybody has forgotten. There’s always people talking shit about Newsom in every thread about him.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I know anything about Trump, it's that he wouldn't spend on cent on a place that wasn't his. He considers the White House his. He doesn't intend to leave.

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

He doesn't even spend money on his own places when he can just not pay people!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

NOT WITH LANE ASSIST

ARROOOOOOOOO

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Said this already but I can't wait for him to get select-I mean win the DNC primary so we can vote for another mediocre candidate in 2028 who's grand claim to fame is not being Trump.

After two months of an ineffective Schleicher chancery, Hindenburg appointed Hitler chancellor on 30 January 1933 upon the recommendation of Papen.[46] The Reichstag fire of 27 February was used as a pretext by Hitler to issue the Reichstag Fire Decree, which nullified constitutional protections of free speech and other civil liberties.[47] Reichstag elections in March gave him a working majority, and he assumed dictatorial powers with the passage of the Enabling Act on 23 March.[47] Hitler succeeded Hindenburg as head of state upon his death in 1934, whereafter he abolished the office entirely and replaced it with the new position of Führer und Reichskanzler, cementing his rule until his suicide during World War II in 1945.

There's just no possible way that Trump will get replaced by an even more insane candidate, he's clearly 1 in a billion and not representative of a systemic problem I swear.

Just one more centerist-I mean left wing candidate bro. plz bro he totally won't fumble public policy bro i swear he'll undo all the crazy crap Trump implemented bro, ICE will be no more

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 month ago

Its so stupid but this really seemes to be the language that average Americans respond to. So gratz to Gavin for stepping down and getting dirty. Its still way to coherent and to true to be a trump tweet. If this was a leftwing trump tweeting he would probably say something like ISREAL and Trump are bulldozing the white house to build a synagogue! Then post an AI video of the white house being bulldozed by a rabbi.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

“Party City Putin Palace” is brilliant.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

PartyCity Putin. That's gold.

[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like 40 million working class people are about to lose their SNAP benefits in the US, but everyone seems to care about some clown house that most people aren't going to even visit.

God I love the news and nationalism

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

They destroyed a national symbol for no reason, and now they're going to build a gaudy barn on the ruins that will be bigger than the white house

Yes, snap matters more. A lot more. But it's not as immediate or visceral

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Holy shit that's so good I had to do a double take to realize it's not dozy don

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

He has a point.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

I don't care for Newsom. What I care for is pissing off the MAGA base with things Dozy Don does.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I would have to read more than two sentences of this garbage I would get an anyeurism. What is this shit?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

I'm assuming a style parody of trump's garbage

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 month ago

He's trying to connect with Trump's voters.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

hmm. interesting. interesting. just interesting, very interesting. i mean... interesting.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It was funny the first couple of times you did it Gavin, but you can stop now.

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the people's house and yet it was built by enslaved people? what a fucking grifter.

Gavin moans about "no healthcare for you" yet he vetoed a California law allowing trans people to get a one year stockpile of HRT