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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Dam, this is a good one.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

So when is see a pregnant trans man, is this what I sew?

[–] metacolon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago

The thread linked is actually great. Also, original post from u/snarky_spice on r/ChatGPT

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

that is gonna hurt like hell.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 54 minutes ago

LOL, girthy rod sounds.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 45 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.

So sorry for your girldick

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 46 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

It's called a rectum

Jeez, it's even labeled

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

I hardly knew him.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

At least it's named correctly. Should be pretty rekt after the birth

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[–] addie@feddit.uk 134 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

It's a butt dick, Ackchyually.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 56 points 1 day ago (25 children)

This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

esp32-cam identifying a cat, a bike, and a car in an image

ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.

If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!

Sigh

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Maybe it knows but doesn't care. The general idea of meatbag anatomy is that they are full of soft squishy tubes and they die easy. Who cares about the details?

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Yeah, I mean, this can be done with text too.

People should mostly be using a RAG retrieval system, not pure LLM slop like this, for reference. It just hasn't really been made at scale because Google Search functioned as that well enough, and AI Bros seem to think everything should be done within LLM weights instead of proper databases.

I mean... WTF. What if human minds were not allowed to use references?

WolframAlpha was kinda trying to build this, but stalled.

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[–] qbus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Is it not normal to poop from there?

[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SwampYankee@feddit.online 2 points 6 hours ago

You know, I thought I had seen enough on the internet that nothing would surprise me...

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Only until it's full of shit again.

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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

I'm sorry what?

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Wow, can you imagine the collective melt-down if that movie came out today?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 19 hours ago

Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

ChatGPT uses 4chan as its main source of info confirmed.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm on year 5 of a pudendal nerve injury.

Have come pretty close to blowing my brains out a few times.

Been in physical therapy for almost 2 years and finally seeing SOME improvement that makes me want to blow my brains out less. Can't ride bikes anymore. Can't really jog or run. Going to the bathroom can irritate it. Always on egg shells hoping I don't relapse, which happens sometimes.

If you look into these types of injuries they don't really do surgery for them cuz the region is such a web of nerves, muscles, and tendons that they can't really pinpoint the injury or work on it if they did cuz they'd cause permanent nerve damage during surgery. So most people just go to PT and cross their fingers that they can get to a place where they can just manage the pain for the rest of their lives.

Pelvic floor injuries are no fucking joke.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

wow this is the best republican trigger I have seen in a while. Print thousands of its copies (signed chatgpt) and drop it on texas&florida from an airplane.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

Pee is stored in the cervix

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

seems legit

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