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[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then it turns out to be a spotted lanternfly or another insect.

Or a jumping spider.

[–] packetloss@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All the time!

I've woken up smacking myself thinking a spider is crawling on me, and then spend the next 20 minutes trying to convince myself that there's no spider and its safe to fall asleep again.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I know the feeling, once I see one I can’t sleep until it’s dead or outside. 😳

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The problem is that very occasionally there actually IS a bug on you.

One time I thought my arm was just itchy until I looked down and it had like a 2.5 inch long cockroach on it.

Yes I freaked the fuck out.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Aghhh.. you’ve reminded me of the time I was in a room sleeping, but felt the sensation I was being watched, so I turned on the lamp next to my bed and a large pregnant insect crawled out of the bathroom in Palm Springs. I freaked out as it’s butt was full of what appeared to be a ridiculously bulbous egg sack.

I less than bravely called my sister in and instead of bothering to identify it, she grabbed a shoe and swiftly crushed it. It was a huge mess as the squish shot a juicy egg sack out on the floor. That night was my birthday lol.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dammit we just had ants and I just got over this you monster

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Funny you mention it, we just got rid of them over a month ago. Pretty sure I poisoned myself while killing them lol.

[–] Fallenwout@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It’s a curse. 🥴

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had bedbugs once, and I basically had a case of delusional parasitosis as a result. I'm still not over it. Every speck on the floor, every slight itch, I still jump every time. Get yourself a bedbug proof mattress cover TODAY and your life can be saved.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What exactly makes it bedbug proof? I’ve avoided them and I’d like it to stay that way.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a heavy duty zippered bed encasement. Idk seems to work. Also get those interception things for the legs of your bed. A simple investment that can save you a lot of headaches, NOBODY is immune to them.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I bought one, and looking up the leg interception things now. How often do you need to wash the mattress cover?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I usually wash once every couple of months.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That’s actually not bad, I wash my mattress pad that often, so it can be worked in.

[–] Chailles@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The mattress case, because it fully encapsulates your mattress, reduces the areas where bed bugs can hide.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I’m sold, even if it means one more thing to wash. 😣 Does it make the mattress any warmer in the summer time?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not really. And it keeps the sheets staying on better too.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is actually a plus, I hate when the sheets come up in a corner.