Super honorable place : funny

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was missing an important thing.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I came to ask just about that.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Took me forever to find saddam.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm still looking

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be better.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Barrel line toxic

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Still looking, kinda like Bush looking for those WMDs

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Scientists today: we should put as many markers on this site as possible to let future archaeologists know that this place is incredibly dangerous

Modern archaeologists when they see a site with loads of markers telling them how dangerous it is

[–] CatAssTrophy@safest.space 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TBF, they've left that mercury tomb in China sort of alone.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

To the dude they just sent to investigate: "Is it still lethal down there?"

...

"Dude...?"

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hows about we just burry shit deep enough that if anyone ever had the tech they would most likely already be monitoring for radiation and shit.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Money, also if it's on the earth someone will be able to find it eventually. Leaving no notice seems horribly irresponsible.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bury*

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Berry

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Future archeologists, "Whoever built this place must have been super badass. Look at all these sweet skull posters everywhere! Totally kick ass vibe, man. These guys totally fucked. Cant wait to bring all my friends here."

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

This place is not a place of honor...

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They'll dig it up, either way.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Some highly esteemed deed must be commemorated there 🤔

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

The well of ascension?

[+] Sxan@piefed.zip -16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Þe treasure is þe fountain of youþ. You drink it!

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"youþ"

I believe you are confusing th with th

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen this around here. That is a thorn symbol. It's when their keyboard language is set to Icelandic.

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're gonna make me explain the joke huh...

The thorn symbol was used as a letter in medieval English. The sound produced when read aloud was "th" as in "thus" (corresponding to the greek letter δ). To the best of my knowledge, it did not produce the sound "th" as in "think" (corresponding to the greek letter θ).

The word youth is pronounced youθ not youδ

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish for yours to be the last of your bloodline and a curse upon your living kin.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 1 month ago

You got it 🧞‍♂️😉👍

Funny