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[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah all these people hallucinating an h smh

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I think if we’re gonna do this we do Sheen Bawn.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, that’s the current president of Mexico

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

She is a goddam stud! Love Claudia! Badass, decent, strong, compassionate, intelligent,sensible.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the Irish-Mexican Claudia Seanbean

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

Charlie Sean from the Hot Spots films.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I get so irrationally upset about this man’s name. Like to the point where I will not watch anything with him in it. It is everything that is wrong with the English language.

I will die on this hill.

BTW it would be Seen Bean or Shawn Bawn.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sean is an Irish name though. It is spelt Seán in Irish iirc. The e makes the s soft, the accent on a makes the e silent. Irish spelling does make sense once you learn the system.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will not be swayed by your understanding of regional dialects and logic.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oooh but Irish is not a regional dialect of English, it's a different language. Gotcha!

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Based on my inability to understand half of what was said during my time there, I don’t refute your claims.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Wait till they find out who counts as celtic

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What would happen if you accidentally watch something that has him in it?

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Anarchy. Bedlam. Cars and dogs living together in harmony.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will not watch anything with him in it.

Not even this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbGekORZzs

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t know what that is. 😉

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Eddard Hurinionath

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

I've always been a fan of "Seen Bean" myself.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like making it backwards.

Seen Bawn.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

"Oh my god, that's ~~Jason Bourne~~Seen Bawn!!

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "walking spoiler warning".

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

At least he tried to keep his head in the game.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shout out to Black Death. Fun little "Sean Bean Dies in the End BUT Also Kills Everyone Else" Movie

[–] Serpent@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess ill never need to watch it now, thank you

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

it is a lot of fun actually

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, it's not pronounced "Sheen Been"?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Sha-an Be-en"

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sean, Shawn, Shaun, Jean, Shon, Shawne

It's all the same. It comes from John and sounds like John.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 1 month ago

See also Juan, Ivan, Giovanni, Johann and I'm pretty confident I'm missing some

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That one guy who always pronounced the e in Sharpe.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did he pronounce sharpy like the dog breed?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Yep. I have a theory that another Sean Bean character has to die for every time Richard Sharpe got run through or shot and survived it.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Btw did he change his name or is Sean Bean only his stage name? I see that he was born Shaun Bean. Well, Shaun Mark Bean but who cares about a middle name that isn't used.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah he uses the Irish spelling for work because of how it looks.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hasn't aged a day. Because he died at the end of act 1

[–] foliumcreations@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

One of my friends from Uruguay told me that in spanish his name is pronounced Juan Poroto.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ever since he's been a Beany Baby...

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Clearly like the French word for ham: Jambon

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 weeks ago

Is awakenJp that really bad conservative skit guy who used to be massive on yt but then moved to rumble. The ranga hippy guy

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only Mr. Bean knows the true pronunciation.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

We need him more than ever!

[–] Suncrow@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shan ban is the only real way to pronounce it.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Nark Stark or Ned Sted?