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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Surely you must be a master of linear algebra and Euclidean geometry

I mean, I am applying various kinds of science but I'm not actually doing any science so I'm not thinking about myself as a scientist. What I do is solving problems - I'm an engineer.

[–] mattyroses@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, we do both numbers here, ones AND zeros

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

My ex boss describes himself as such. King of the dickheads.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

good they escaped early

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nope, it means you're a Computer Engineer.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 0 points 3 days ago

wow you have a degree I'm soooooo impressed

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