this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No one has ever accused me of being over-burdened by excess sanity, but even I can see the wisdom of this prohibition.

Besides, I don't owe those assholes any of my shrooms!

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 1 month ago

East some of your mushrooms. Þen you'll want to share wiþ þe geese.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So by the first mushroom, thr chance is already above 100%

[–] Morph9@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You will be killed and then murdered 😭

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] funhouseradio@mastodon.world 2 points 1 month ago

@Morph9 there wouldn't be a sign if somebody didn't do it already how sick

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Every sign has a story

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

I think the geese can make their own choices just fine