AceOnTrack

Speed bumps can't tell if someone is ignoring red lights.

Speed traps and traffic light cameras are defense of the community though.

Get lost.

Sometimes, I just want to be a potato and wallow in self misery while someone brings me kebab and makes my life instantly better.

You've improved me by reminding myself to block people like you more often. Thanks dude.

I use Lemmy in the same way I used Reddit back in the day: a time waster at work.

I don't need to be reminded that life is shit while I'm at work. I know that, I'm at fucking work!

I get enough political bullshit outside of Reddit/Lemmy, thanks.

Also, fruity drinks can be deceivingly devastating. All that sugar hides the alcohol quite well...

The excel function thing has had me fucking irate every time I want to use Excel

My fucking god just thinking about it has my blood pressure rising

Like Ok I get why they localize them but my fucking god just make both versions work like what the fuck is wrong with you

Outside of simracing, Pistol Whip is my most played VR game, despite the fact I can only play for so long until I have to lie down and curse my overall lack of fitness.

Honestly I'm shocked OF is even a succesful business when twitter exists. The amount of hornyposting/straight up porn accounts on there is staggering.

Valve, after billions of dollars of market research: "we release this cool headset"

Average single braincelled organism: VR dead lol

I have used AI to 'create' art and music for entirely personal purposes. I shared some too with friends but that's the extent of it. I would never call myself an artist or musician. People who do are delusional at best.