You age two years at a time?
Faydaikin
I already am some of those elements! :D
But yes, that one too.
Drape my shower-curtain over my coffin.
Stickers! Big fricken Dinosaur stickers!
43 and I'd do this in a heartbeat.
Whoever has the ball is it and all the other men have to chase after him, teehee.
Grew up in a Football (Soccer) town. The local team was a fairly big deal and it was pretty much mandatory to be a fan if you lived there.
I was never into sports and started referring to Football as "that game where a bunch of very fit men in shorts and knee-socks, frolic in a grass-field".
It was not appreciated.
Without being completely certain, I'm pretty sure arachnids don't have compound eyes.
I think it's mostly an insect thing.
Fairly common sense, imo.
You shouldn't even assume your kids actually like you.
I dunno about the rest, but Lort means Shit in Danish.
the more you know...