SippyCup

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago

Personally I'm a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so I can rest acetaminomerican.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ACKTSHUALLY THO the Irish potato famine was socialism actually. Because see the British were trying to save the Irish FROM socialism, so they HAD to take all the crops. Because, ummm, if they let the Irish keep the crops that they grew, WHICH WERE FOR THE BRITISH, then that was socialism.

Also the Irish did it to themselves they were just too lazy to work. The British were starving too. Because see the famine. And it started in Kansas. JUST LIKE THE SPANISH FLU. So anyway now we have a free and capitalism Ireland like baby Irish Jesus intended.

Glad to have cleared that up mate.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

He's actually the next space on my bingo card.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

Timmy would go on to run for Congress on an anti killbot policy. He would lose to a bigoted blowhard who insisted on the right for all people to own killbots to make them pancakes.