don't eat cookies in the bed....
I was trying to find the "unnecessarily censored" version ("If you eat cookies in bed you'll get CR**S in the sheets....") This will have to do.
Edit: how did people not figure out that they were gay? Also, there were a whole lot of other dudes sleeping over...
I mean, the values I hold are subjective, sure. but with an established set of values; you can objectively say "yeah, that's fucked up". And I'm fairly sure that I don't want to meet anyone whose values are so fucked that this is morally acceptable.
and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)
that maria carey song.
if you don't know which one I'm talking about... we got about a month and half before you'll be reminded literally everywhere yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuouououououuouoouououououououououoououououoOOOOOOOuuuUUUUUUooooUoUOUOUOUOOUUOUUOUOUOUOUO go.