saltnotsugar

You wouldn’t think it was possible to eat fifty spring rolls, but they put a man on the moon. Anything is possible.

I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.

That’s correct. It operates at the speed of the count typing this out due to the highly technical nature of the program. There is also no limit so you could put ten billion in there for example.

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

Wait. How are the Dutch not Gungan again?

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY DUMBER… (Trombone sound)…AMERICA KICKS IT INTO FIFTH GEAR.

To be fair the whole club was looking at HURRRR.

The best distro.

I’d love to just slowly bat something off the counter and watch my giant cat master look on in horror.

Woah. Infinite prompts, built in security for the model, and a unique interface?!

K’MAHHHHHN. IM RIGHT HERE PET ME!

I just don’t get the “fuck you I got mine” mentality. There’s no empathy from these people. They think everyone who is poor made dumb choices and poor people should suffer for making those dumb choices. After all, just getting a job will sort everything right out according to conservatives, and getting a job is easy to them. They have never been affected by conditions that lead to poverty and it shows.