stiffyGlitch

Ketchup is made by combining tomatoes, sweetener (often sugar or high-fructose corn syrup), vinegar, salt, and spices. Tomato puree is made by blending tomatoes and adding water, sometimes salt and some spices. True, they are not the same, but dipping a fry in tomato puree wouldn't be that bad.

swimming in...what?!?!

in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.

what...? how much money did that Roomba cost for him to spend that much time and effort on recoding it?!

then they will buy it

hmmmmm I'll have to try that

I don't know math stuff I have a smooth brain upstairs

ok but why

uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?

oops I'll repost

uhm is Joe a professional doctur that helps people that are half lemin????????

huh...you're probably right...