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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Grow up.

Wild thing to say after expressing one of the most childish opinions I've ever seen.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'll make sure that next time a loved one dies I'm not in public!! Just because some dude finds it uncomfortable to see other people be sad or upset. I'll call my mom now, let her know she can only die when I'm at home in private.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

I think my favourite part was "planning to have a mental breakdown" as if that's something that people plan.

Like, yeah, let me just check my calendar for the day. Yeah, I've got lunch with Josh at 12:30, sales meeting at 2:00, mental breakdown at 3:00, panic attack at 6:00. Man, my day is packed!