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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, but is it web scale?

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

/dev/null is web scale, it maintains sub 1ms times no matter how much load you give it!

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does /dev/null support sharding?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

lololol yusssss

[–] fxdave@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With SQL you scale it when it is required by sharding, read replicas, cache layers, and denormalization.

With NoSQL afaik, we have to deal with the scaling from the beginning by keeping the consistency of denormalized data, that has additional code overhead. Is mongoDB different in this regard?

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

EDIT: I got whooshed. Thanks for the reference :)

edit edit: Holt shit how did I miss this for 15 years. This is great, stayed accurate all this time.

Shoutout to software that had to deal with y2k and is still popular, gotta be one of my favourite genders.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

I've never seen that one. It's a masterpiece for sure. Thanks.

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

Just fyi you're taking a meme seriously