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[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

/dev/null is web scale, it maintains sub 1ms times no matter how much load you give it!

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does /dev/null support sharding?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

lololol yusssss