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[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It saddens me the fact that there are people out there wanting to do more work.

The game is rigged. Do nothing and get paid.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Agree with you but depends on where someone work. It's rare but some work are undeniably positive to the society.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Have you been watching me at work?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't be in the field if I didn't enjoy the work.

However I've positioned myself to make sure no work is ever unpaid, unless it's for my own future startup idea.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just had a conversation with someone on this last weekend. They’re what I call someone dependent on corporate daycare. They need to be working or they lack self value. Their boss is an ass, hardly works and this guy thinks he’s slacking at 12 hours a day (exaggerated only a little).

What are you doing that is so important? Is it saving someone’s life? Life changing cancer drugs? No no, it’s a PowerPoint that shows the progress on the projects of equally less important tasks that is only making your boss look good.

And the fucker still thinks he’s not WORKING HARD ENOUGH!!

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah it is truly sad. I wish with all my heart that I could have one of those government jobs where I would do the minimum and still get paid well, but sadly, I am stuck in the corporate world.

Thankfully, I just give them my 1% and do the Barr minimum to get the annual increments...but fuck I just hate wasting 8 hours of my life a day doing worthless computer shit. It pays the bills though.